Saturday, July 28, 2012

A Drink Away From Being Awesome

I spent the day yesterday with my friend R and her baby girl. It was great. It was distracting which is exactly what I needed. We spent the day wandering around town shopping and playing with her baby. I spent most of the time holding her, and carting her around with me. Apparently she's a fan :)

Right now I'm focusing on cleaning and getting my parents 25th anniversary party together. People make this job that should be easy, a real pain in the ass. *shakes head*

In garden news the lettuce has been harvested once and I currently have about 30 tomatoes on the plants and one ripening in the window. I am ecstatic.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Deep Breath In Baby

Now, two things have been lacking from this blog of mine. Have you noticed them? Because I sure as hell have.

1. This SEX BLOG has been lacking sex. For years. The fuck?! I say!

2. EdenFantasys sex toys posts have been absent as well.

Now, the second can easily remedy itself as well as the first. See, thing is the program I used to be in to blog about Edenfantasys was discontinued. It has now been reinstated! So, lack of EF? Solved! And what do I get for doing these posts? Gift cards. To buy sex toys. Which solves PART of the lack of sex thing on this blog.

I do have plans to solve the other part as well by the way. I'm now, officially, for absolutely, positively the last fucking time, single (Possibly more on that later). So.. I am free to do what and who the fuck I want. I plan to take advantage of this and quite honestly EdenFantasys? They're gonna help. With the array of high quality sex toys, I plan to have me some fun.


Anal toys.

Luxury dildos.

All good things to use as a twosome or more-some. Now, it's just a matter of picking somebody to help me try some new toys out, and quite frankly I can't fucking wait. The squee, people? I have it.

Now, to get me started, I am ordering me a luxury vibrator. The Fun Factory G4 Paul and Paulina. I have a gift vibe to toss out and it obviously needs replaced. This baby? It's it. The G4 line is amazingly powerful and I cannot wait to get my hands on this whimsical thing. It's rechargeable. It's Silicone. It's rabbit style. It's mouthwateringly, groin throbbingly, orgasm inducing. If I could only use one toy for the rest of my life, it would be this toy. It's has everything.

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Winner Announcement

Our Random Number is 7 which means that Lexi has won for comment:

I followed you!

Please email me at so I may pass on your info to pinkcherry and you can go spend your prize!

Thanks for entering everybody, and I hope to be able to do this with you all again soon.

Sunday, July 15, 2012


It's been quiet around here.. I know. I don't have a lot to say so I'm bullet pointing since none of this would really make a full post.

  • I seem to be going through one of those technology blips where I'm just not on it a lot. I haven't been writing here a lot but I also haven't really been on facebook or any other site. I also haven't been talking to a lot of people via text either. I'm in a happy little rut that consists of talking to Cael, reading, cooking, gardening and sitting in the sun. It's...restful and peaceful and happy which is something I haven't felt in a long long time. 
  • Cael and I have moved into a Daddy/little girl type feel lately. I've had trouble even calling him Cael the last few times I've written here. It feels more right to call him Daddy right now. For the most part it was a choice he made a bit ago and liked the taboo aspect. I do not have a little in me. I enjoy the warmth and protection and soft fuzzy feeling calling him Daddy gives me.. we both get what we want out of it. And it drives him up the wall so ya know.. works for me :) Thus if I refer to my daddy.. it's him. 
  • My garden is actually growing.. and by growing I mean going out of control. I have about 15 - 20 tomatoes waiting to ripen right now and enough lettuce to fill a Rubbermaid tub. My jalapenos and cucumbers seem to be coming along as well as my green onions. This is the first year shit is actually growing. I am beyond happy about it. 
  • I invested in some new friends recently. A bunch of garden gnomes... some faeries and gargoyles and they're just awesome. They all have a different personality as well. Believe me, I know this. 
  • I had pasta for dinner today. Which isn't a big deal but it's always the dish I make when I'm missing Cael. It just reminds me of him. He loves mushrooms and loves onions, it has both and is fairly close to something he makes it's just over pasta. It's homey and comforting to me. Which sounds ridiculous but it's true.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Vacation Treats

(UPDATE: I will make a new post on the 24th announcing the winner, and asking them to email me so I can pass on their email address. Again, good luck guys!)

Hey all, I know I haven't posted in a while and this time there is actually a really good reason for that. I have been on vacation. It was awesome for the most part. My cousin got married and had a camp out beforehand. I love camping, but with allergies it doesn't always love me. It wasn't bad though!

Now, being the awesome hostess that I am, I knew I couldn't go on vacation and come back with nothing for my lovely readers. As you know I finished my last review item for and after some emailing back and forth not only have they sent me more products to review for you but they've given me something for you as well. So, our gift to you is a $50 shopping spree at Now, if you've forgotten let me tell you why this is awesome. The contest is open to anybody in Canada or the continental USA BECAUSE they have an American site and a Canadian one so you don't have to pay ridiculous border fees out of that $50 they're giving you. Just your standard shipping fees, which of course means you can spend more!

To enter I'm going to make this really easy on you all. I know I've talked to more than one of you about contests and have been told that you hate the rafflecopter method. So, to enter? Just leave me a comment telling me what you'd buy on your shopping spree and I'll use a random number generator to choose a winner. That's it. Simple! Once I have a winner I will pass your info on to Nancy from and she will contact you with your gift card code.

Because I love you all I'm going to give you some bonus entries here:

Follow me on twitter.
Follow on twitter.

For every entry leave a separate comment. If you do all three entry options and leave it all in one comment you only get one entry. 

This contest will run until July 23, when I will choose a winner and all entries after that date will not be counted.

Good luck you guys!!

(To clarify : 1 comment telling me what you'd buy.  Another separate comment saying you followed me on twitter. And yet another comment saying you followed PinkCherry. All together you should have submitted three different comments to get all three entries even if I know that you follow me. The number of comments is what will be counted, nothing else.)