I've been ordering and receiving toys for years now. I have dildos, vibrators - some luxury vibrators, some not - as well as clamps, clit vibes, anal toys and smattering those that fall in between. I figured it out yesterday. I have over $2000 worth of toys and products. Eventually, it was bound to happen, and yesterday it did.
Did somebody discover my collection? Did one of them break down and need tossing? Have I run out of storage space? No. Well, storage space yes but that was a long time ago. What happened you asked?
Well I'll tell you. You all know how I'm in love with the G4 Fun Factory line yes? Well, when I seen they had a rabbit it was a matter of immediate lust. I have been lusting for months. Scrimping and saving. Finally! FINALLY I had enough to order. It showed up on Thursday. I pulled it out of the box, stroked it. Admired how beautiful it is, how smooth and flawless. I plugged it in and waited patiently while it charged and then it came. It was time to use it. I turn it on and place it inside my sex furniture pillow specifically made for being ridden. I straddle it, sink down and start moving.
That ladies and gentlemen is how I stayed for almost an hour.
I have NEVER in my life taken that long to orgasm. So, I thought it was me. Maybe this position just doesn't work with this toy. Being nothing but thorough I decide I need a new position. I have to complete the testing process... it was purely for the science of it *smirks* Now, there I am, on my back. Still. Nothing. Finally I give. I use the toy like a regular vibrator and use my fingers on my clit... and orgasm.
The problem lays herein people:
Paul is wonderful. Paulina? She needs some fucking work. The vibrations don't travel up her, she's too shot and not sturdy enough. This toy in general is a complete waste for me.
With that said I have several others that work perfectly. So, what have we learned today? We have learned that not all toys work for everyone and that we should never, ever give up the search for the one that works. It's for science after all. Now, go forth and find your orgasm!