A.K.A. Why I have come to lurve her dearly.
(a while into it)
K : Haha. I found lube beads that you insert..and they last 4 days
S : whoa...whoda fuk needs 4 days worth of lube????
K : ...who wants to walk around like that? Itd be like big girl wet diaper feeling. Weekend sexcapade?
S : for a porn star attempting the longest gang bang on earth maybe
K : I get wet enough I generally dont need lube. Id feel like a waterfall...or a really gross snail trail
S : atleast we'd never lose you :P
K : Haha. "Scent dogs not needed"
S : heheh now THATS amusing
K : Haha.. I get the feeling we may be sick puppies
S : oh just a little feelin huh?
K : Tiny. Barely there.
S : pffttt so now we're delusional too?
K : Well, we think we have choices sometimes so, yes id say so
S : ooo touche
Seriously, I wonder how we function from day to day when this is what goes on inside our heads