serenesub | March 5, 2011 at 5:31 pm | Reply
*ahem* What size is your bra? And when running have you ever given yourself a black eye with the enormousness that is your bosom?
Have you ever farted during sex?
Do your boobs hang low? Can you tie them in a bow?
Have you ever fallen off a penis during sex because you got so enthusiastic?
Do you ever feel like a puppy with your Master?
Can you please ask your Master if we can really get you those assless chaps to wear with your horse tail plug!?
I can't help but feel that the paybacks for this will be explosive.